"Blabberin' about war plans in signal chat be a right bafflement, says the savvy sea dog o' the Democrats!"
2025-03-25
Arrr, matey! Sen. Warner be callin’ the Trump crew a bunch o’ landlubbers, flappin’ about like scallywags mishandlin’ treasure maps! In a quick parley with NBC, the captain himself be sayin’ it’s but a wee hiccup in his grand voyage—only one glitch in two moons, savvy?
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of the high seas of politics! The goodly Sen. Mark Warner, a Democrat of Virginia, be raisin' his voice like a banshee on a stormy night, blastin' the Trump crew for their reckless ways. He be callin' their dealings with secretive treasures—aye, sensitive information—“careless and incompetent behavior,” as if they be lettin' the parrot handle the ship’s wheel!Now, our captain of chaos, President Trump, in a brief parley with the NBC News scallywag named Garrett Haake, he shrugged off the whole kerfuffle as merely “the only glitch in two months” of his rule. Aye, like a sailor after too many rum rations, he be lookin’ for excuses! A glitch, ye say? More like a shipwreck on a calm sea, if ye ask this ol’ sea dog!
So there ye have it, mateys! One crew be shoutin' and pointin' fingers, while the captain insists it be naught but a minor hiccup in his reign o' madness. The seas of governance be turbulent, and the crew be wonderin' if they’ll ever find their way to calmer waters again! Yarr, what a merry mess!