Arrr! Trump’s merry crew be sendin’ Venezuelan scallywags to the highest court! A right ruckus, matey!
2025-03-25
Arrr, matey! President Trump be hoistin' the "state secret privilege" flag, refusin' to spill the beans to the D.C. judge on the Venezuelan lads bein' sent a-packin’. With the Alien Enemies Act as his compass, he be shippin’ off gang members to El Salvador, even as the judge cried, “Nay, stop!”
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I regale ye with a yarn about the ruckus in the land of the political seas, where none other than Captain Trump be hoisting the sails of “state secret privilege!” Aye, he be shunning the D.C. District Court judge, makin’ the court as puzzled as a parrot with its beak stuck in a treasure chest!Now, this scallywag be leanin' on the dusty scrolls of the Alien Enemies Act, a relic from the 18th century, to justify the swift deportation of a crew of rascally Venezuelan gangsters to the shores of El Salvador. Hundreds of them, like barnacles on a ship’s hull, were sent off on a swift voyage, much to the chagrin of a federal judge who, whilst the planes be high in the sky, ruled against the whole kerfuffle!
Yet, the Trump crew, undeterred and steadfast as a ship in a storm, pressed on, refusing to turn the ship around. It be a tale of legal battles and aerial escapades, where the winds of politics blow strong and true! So, hoist a mug of grog to the bumpy seas of governance, where the only certainty be a good laugh and a hearty “Arrrr!”