"Arrr! Borrowers be as mighty as a landlubber's parrot! Trump be tossin' student doubloons to the SBA, sparkin' chaos, matey!"
2025-03-25
Arrr, matey! Captain Trump be swappin’ student doubloons from the Education Cove to the Small Business Ship! The crew be shakin’ in their boots, claimin’ it’s a sign the White House be lost at sea. And on the morrow, that same ship be cuttin’ 40% of its sails! Har har har!
Ahoy me hearties! Gather ‘round as I spin ye a yarn ‘bout the curious dealings in the high seas of politics! The cunning Captain Trump be makin’ waves by movin’ student debts from the treacherous waters of the Education Department to the Small Business Administration, savvy? Aye, those poor souls affected be shiverin’ in their boots, claimin’ it’s naught but proof that the White House be lost at sea without a compass, clueless on how to dismantle the Education Department properly!