Arrr! Russia 'n Ukraine be makin' peace in the Black Sea, thanks to them talkin' yanks! Avast, what a jest!
2025-03-25
Arrr, mateys! On Tuesday, the scallywags from Russia and Ukraine struck a truce in the murky waters o’ the Black Sea, yarr! With a wink from the Trump crew in Saudi sands, they vowed to keep the seas safe, but if them Russians be movin' their warships, all bets be off! Avast!
Arrr mateys! Gather 'round fer a tale from the briny deep! On the fair day of Tuesday, the scallywags from the Russian and Ukrainian fleets did strike a deal fer a ceasefire in the tumultuous waters of the Black Sea, thanks to the parley held with the high lords of the Trump administration in the sandy shores of Saudi Arabia!The White House proclaimed, “Aye! We be ensuring safe passage fer all vessels, banishing the use of force, and preventing merchant ships from bein’ turned into pirate ships!” Aye, that be good news fer all who sail these treacherous waters!
But hold yer horses! The brave Ukrainian Defense Minister Rustem Umerov did warn, "If them Russian blaggards be movin’ their warships beyond the eastern part of the sea, it be a breach of this fine agreement!" He added that Ukraine reserves the right to defend its waters like a true sea dog!
Yet, the crafty Kremlin be sayin’ they might not uphold their end of the bargain unless they be let back into the SWIFT treasure map of international banking! Arrr, can ye trust a pirate who won’t keep his word?
So hoist the sails and keep a weather eye, fer this tale be far from over! Stay tuned, savvy?