Arrr! Families of them captives be settin’ sail to sue Mahmoud Khalil and his crew for spreadin’ Hamas’ tall tales in NYC!
2025-03-25
Arrr, matey! The kin o' them Israeli hostages be settin’ sail fer court, takin’ aim at that Ivy League scallywag Mahmoud Khalil and his motley crew o’ Columbia protestin’ ruffians. Aye, a right merry tussle’s brewin’ in the legal seas!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round for a tale from the high seas of legal squabbles! A band of brave families whose kin be held hostage by the treacherous scallywags of Hamas be settin' sail in the Southern District of New York. They've set their sights on Mahmoud Khalil and his motley crew of protest organizers from Columbia University, claimin' they be runnin' Hamas' "propaganda arm" right under the nose of the learned gents and lasses of academia!This here suit be takin' aim at Khalil, a former student, and his fellow ruffians, Nerdeen Kiswani, Maryam Alwan, and Cameron Jones. They be accused of terrorizin' and assaultin' unsuspectin' Jewish students whilst layin' claim to public property like it be their treasure! The plaintiffs be sayin' these dastardly lot be hidin' behind scarves, actin' all mysterious, yet intimidatin' in numbers like a band of raucous pirates!
The lawsuit be shoutin’ from the rooftops that it’s time to unveil these brutes and hold ‘em accountable for their actions, breakin' laws quicker than a pirate can say “Yo ho ho!” With voices raised high, these brave souls be fightin' for the freedom of their kin, as the storm of international terrorism rages on!
So, buckle yer belts, for this be a battle not just for justice, but for the very soul of education on the high seas of Columbia! Arrr!