Arrr! Pam Bondi be throwin’ a warning to them scallywag Democrats for jabberin’ foul about Musk and Cruz, ye landlubbers!
2025-03-25
Arrr! Attorney General Pam Bondi be sayin’ that Rep. Jasmine Crockett ought to be hollerin’ a hearty “Nay!” to the ruckus ‘gainst Tesla and lighten her tongue on that scallywag Elon Musk! Avast, let’s keep the ship steady, matey!
Ahoy there, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout a fierce fracas brewin' in the land of Texas! The Attorney General, Pam Bondi, be settin' sail on a stormy sea of words, accusin' the fair Rep. Jasmine Crockett of Texas of threatenin' lives with her sharp tongue against the grand captain of DOGE, Elon Musk. Arrr, it seems the winds of controversy be blowin’ strong after some left-leanin' buccaneers took a swing at Tesla dealerships!Pam be callin’ fer a swift apology from Rep. Crockett, sayin' her words be stirrin' up trouble in the waters, leadin' to explosive mischief in Austin. “Ye best tread lightly, lass!” she warns, for the high seas of rhetoric can lead to dangerous shores! Rep. Crockett, she be claimin' her calls be nonviolent, but then she talks of takin’ down Musk on her birthday—aye, that’s a jolly way to celebrate, isn't it?
With the FBI sniffin' around like a hungry shark after some fiery shenanigans at Tesla service centers, it appears this battle of words be spillin’ over into the realm of real danger. So grab yer popcorn, me mateys, for this tale spins on, with accusations flyin' faster than cannonballs in a naval battle! Yarrr!