"Congressional scallywags be givin' a hearty shrug to the Signal Chat leak, like a parrot on a perch!"
2025-03-25
Arrr, a handful o’ G.O.P. scallywags be sayin' they’ll peek at the gaping hole, but the captain of the ship, them party leaders, be keepin' their tongues swabbed and their jests mild towards the Trump crew. A fine lot o’ sea cucumbers, they be!
Arrr, me hearties! Gather ‘round as I spin ye a yarn ‘bout the ruckus among the G.O.P. crew! A handful o' scallywags in the party be raisin’ their jolly roger, sayin’ they’d peek into the breach, like a curious parrot spyin’ treasure. But lo and behold! The captain’s mates—those party leaders—were quick to hoist the sails of caution, temperin’ their grumblings ‘bout the Trump ship. Aye, it seems they be more keen on keepin’ the peace o’ the fleet than stirrin’ up a storm!Ye see, in these turbulent waters, it be a tricky business when ye find yerself aboard a ship captained by someone as polarizin’ as the orange-haired buccaneer himself. While a few dared to challenge the winds blowin’ from the Trump galley, many chose instead to batten down the hatches and hold their tongues. It’s a right comical sight, I tell ye! A band o' pirates caught between the devil and the deep blue sea – torn ‘twixt loyalty to their captain and the call for a bit o’ accountability! So, as the seas churn and the waves crash, let’s raise a tankard of grog to this merry band o’ lawmakers, navigatin’ the rough waters of political piracy! Arrr!