Arrr! Captain Trump be scribblin' his mark, settin' sail fer battle 'gainst the scallywags of Jenner & Block!
2025-03-25
Avast, mateys! A grand decree from the captain o' landlubbers, mark ye! The chief, now with four black marks on his name, be fixin' to make 'em scallywags pay for stirrin' the pot ‘gainst him in days of yore. Aye, the sea be full o' tempests!
Ahoy, matey! Gather 'round fer a tale of a scallywag sittin’ atop the treasure chest, the president, who be declarin’ an order as bold as a cutlass drawin’ in a stormy sea! This rascally captain, with four indictments weighin’ on his brow like a heavy anchor, be shakin’ his fist at the crew that dared investigate his murky dealings.