Arrr! Texas lass Jasmine be callin' ol' Gov. Hot Wheels a scallywag on wheels! Har har, what a jolly jest!
2025-03-25
Arrr, mateys! Texas lass Jasmine Crockett took a jibe at Gov. Hot Wheels, sayin’, “Aye, we got Gov. Hot Wheels down yonder, and the only heat he be packin’ be from his hot-ass mess!” A right merry jest at the Human Rights shindig, savvy?
Arrr, gather 'round me hearties, fer I’ve a tale from the land of Texas, where the waves be high and the politics be even murkier! A fair lass named Jasmine Crockett, a representative from the bustling port of Dallas, took to the stage at a grand banquet in the far-off land of Los Angeles. With a twinkle in her eye and a tongue sharper than a cutlass, she decided to poke a bit o' fun at the state’s governor, a fella by the name of Greg Abbott, who be rollin’ ’round in a chair, ye see.With a hearty chuckle, she dubbed him “Gov. Hot Wheels,” much to the amusement of the gathered crew at the Human Rights Campaign event. “Ye all know we got Gov. Hot Wheels down there. Come on, now!” she proclaimed, pointing a finger and laughing like a true buccaneer. “And the only thing hot about him is that he be a hot-ass mess, honey!” The crowd roared with laughter, as if they be hearin' tales of buried treasure.
Now, our matey Abbott, who took a mighty fall when a tree decided to play foul in 1984, surely didn’t see that jibe comin’. But fret not, fer in the grand ocean of politics, it be all in good fun, as they be battlin’ over land and sea! So, raise a tankard to the jesters and the governors alike, for the seas be full o’ surprises!