"Chartin' Trump’s plunderin’ o' the king’s coffers and scraps to the fleet o' federal mateys!"
2025-03-25
Arrr, me hearties! Last scribbled upon the 25th day of March in the year o' our Lord 2025 at the hour of 2:54 in the afternoon! The fine crew o' the Trump administration be settin' sail with Elon Musk's ship o' “Department o' Government Efficiency” (or DOGE fer short) to plunder the coffers. What departments be cast adrift? Where be the grandest treasures lost? And which judges be donning their pirate hats to block their dastardly deeds? Read below fer the latest gossip! As o’ today, DOGE be havin' swabbed 39,391 federal doubloons!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather ‘round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the ruckus a-brewin' in the land of Uncle Sam, led by the scallywag known as Trump and his merry band of tech-savvy rogues, the "Department of Government Efficiency," or DOGE for short—aye, like the treasure-huntin' pups of the seven seas!This here crew be sailin' through the treacherous waters of federal spendin', slashin' and burnin' programs left and right, like a cannonball through a pirate ship! As of the latest logs on March 25th, they’ve sent an eye-patch-worthy 39,391 federal positions to Davy Jones’ locker! Aye, ye heard me right, that be a whole shipload of jobs walkin' the plank!
Now, ye may be wonderin', which departments have felt the sting of DOGE’s cutlass? Where be the biggest treasures lost? And what be this talk of judges settlin’ scores and blockin' their dastardly deeds? Fear not, me mateys! For this page be updated like the tide, settin’ forth the latest shenanigans and mischief of these landlubbers!
So, grab yer grog and stay tuned, for in this ever-changin' tale of high seas and low budgets, there be more to come from the DOGE crew and their escapades! Arrr!