Arrr! The Trump crew be lookin' to hoist the anchor on family-plannin' treasure, me hearties! What a scallywag move!
2025-03-25
Arrr, matey! The Trump crew be settin' sail to stash away heaps o' doubloons meant fer family-plannin’, all while they be snoopin' ‘round to see if them coins were spent on fancy diversity schemes! A real treasure hunt, it be! Savvy?
Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round and lend yer ears to a tale of treasure and turmoil from the landlubber shores of Washington! 'Tis the Trump administration, a crew of swashbucklers in fine suits, decidin' to hoist the anchor on a vast fortune of federal doubloons earmarked for family-plannin’ grants, worth tens of millions, mind ye!These scallywags be investigatin’ if the gold was squandered on frivolous endeavors like diversity efforts, which they be seein’ as a stormy sea of nonsense! Aye, it be no ordinary treasure hunt, but one fraught with intrigue and mischief. They be ponderin’ if this bounty be used to help families or to hatch plans more fit for a landlubber’s tavern brawl!
The whispers in the taverns be sayin’ that this here freeze be not just a matter of gold but of control over the ship’s course! Will the crew steer towards fair winds of family aid, or will they let the tempest of bureaucracy toss ‘em about? Only time, and perhaps a fair few bottles of rum, will tell the tale! So hoist the sails, me mateys, and keep a weather eye on this ever-changin’ tide of political mischief!