Arrr, companies be shying away from Pride like a landlubber from a cannonball, as Trump be settin' his sights on D.E.I.!
2025-03-26
Arrr, me hearties! The Pride crew be sayin’ that the hearty gold doubloons from their long-time mates be shrinkin’, as the scallywags of corporate America be turnin’ tail from the colorful seas of diversity now that Trump be at the helm! Avast, what a jolly mess!
Avast ye scallywags! Gather 'round and lend me yer ears, fer I’ve got a tale from the high seas of corporate America, where the winds o’ change be blowin’ fierce-like. The Pride organizers be claimin’ that their stout-hearted sponsors, those salty sea dogs who’ve been backin’ ‘em for many a year, be turnin’ tail and sailin’ away like a ship in the night. Aye, it seems the fair winds o’ diversity be stallin’ under the stormy skies brought forth by none other than Captain Trump!This be a curious turn of events, as those once proud corporations that hoisted the rainbow flag with gusto now be raisin’ the white flag of retreat. It appears they be lookin’ to save their doubloons rather than supportin’ the colorful crew of LGBTQ+ buccaneers. “Blimey!” ye might exclaim, “What’s a pirate to do without his trusty crew?” Well, me hearties, the Pride organizers be scratchin’ their heads, wonderin’ how to keep the party afloat when the treasure chests be growin’ lighter.