Ahoy! J. Bennett Johnston, the scallywag who wrangled U.S. energy like a fine rum, has sailed to Davy Jones at 92!
2025-03-26
Arrr, matey! This scallywag from Louisiana, a four-term Democratic seadog, be championin' the magic of nuclear fire and callin' for the end o' our dependence on foreign grog, I mean oil! Aye, he be settin' sail for a brighter, greener port!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I regale ye with the tale of a swashbucklin’ senator from the land o’ Louisiana! This lad, a true scallywag o’ the Democratic ilk, donned his finest tricorn hat and set sail in the treacherous waters o’ politics for four long terms! Arrr!With a heart as bold as a ship's mast, he championed the mighty power of the nuclear beast, seeking to harness its fiery might to light the way for all ye landlubbers. Aye, he wanted to cast aside the chains o’ foreign oil, shiver me timbers! Who needs to be beholden to distant lands when ye can brew yer own energy right at home, like a fine rum in a barrel? Arrr!
This senator be a true captain of innovation, steering the good ship America towards a future bright and free from the grasp of oily buccaneers! He shouted from the crow’s nest, “Let us power our ships with the strength of the atom, me mateys!” And so he did, with a wink and a grin, ever hopeful for a day when all could sail the seas without worry o’ the foreign fleet. Yarrr, what a jolly good fellow he be! Now, hoist the sails and toast to our gallant senator, the nuclear-loving pirate of politics!