The Booty Report

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Arrr! Florida be ponderin' a scheme to unleash wee lads on the seas o' labor, takin' jobs from scallywag migrants!

2025-03-25

Arrr, me hearties! The scallywags in Florida be ponderin' a grand scheme to let the wee lads and lasses toil ‘til the moon’s high, and even before the rooster crows! With fewer sea-farin' hands due to the landlubbers’ rules, they be settin' sail for trouble, I say!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, for I bring ye news from the sunny shores of Florida, where the scallywags in the statehouse be cookin' up some curious changes to the child labor laws. Aye, they be thinkin’ of lettin' the young'uns toil away longer and at all hours, as the land be settin' sail towards a shortage of them migrant workers all thanks to their GOP-led shenanigans with immigration.

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