Arrr! West Virginia be tossin' out them additives, hopin' to make America hearty once more, matey!
2025-03-25
Arrr, matey! By August 2025, schools be forbidden from servin' grub with them scallywag additives! Twenty more states be ponderin' the same fate! This here bill be the first of its kind, with colors like Blue No. 1 and Red No. 40 walkin' the plank! Avast!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the curious matter of grub in them fancy schools! Come August of the year 2025, no young scallywags will be feastin' on victuals laden with them nefarious additives. Aye, ye heard me right! This be the first grand decree of its kind, a mighty wave that be settin' sail across at least twenty other states ponderin' similar bans.Now, let me regale ye with the tale of the colors that be walkin' the plank! Say goodbye to Blue No. 1 and Blue No. 2, along with that mischievous Green No. 3! And don't ye dare forget the treacherous Yellow No. 5 and 6, nor the infamous Red No. 40! Even that cheeky Red No. 3 has met its end at the hands of the Food and Drug Administration, who cast it into the abyss just this past January. The bill be not just about colors, but also bans on two pesky preservatives that be lurkin' about!
So raise yer tankards high, me mateys! Come 2025, the food that be served to our young buccaneers shall be clearer and brighter! Let us toast to a future free from the clutches of those dastardly additives, for a jolly good feast awaits!