Arrr, me hearties! Time fer ye buccaneers o' commerce to get back to ye hearty trade, savvy?
2025-03-26
Arrr, after nigh six years o’ lettin’ landlubbers hijack their trade, the captains o’ commerce be settin’ their sails straight once more, chasin’ treasure ‘stead o’ squabblin’ with scallywags! Aye, time to hoist the flags o’ profit!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I regale ye with a tale from the high seas of Corporate America! It appears the buccaneers of business are finally settin’ sail towards calmer waters, castin’ off the shackles of radical causes that be sinkin’ the ships of profit!For many a moon, scallywags and landlubbers alike have been plunderin’ companies, pushin’ them to support causes that’d surely walk the plank if presented at the ballot box. But hark! A mighty correction be blowin’ in, as captains like Larry Fink of BlackRock be turnin’ their ships away from the treacherous rocks of “Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion,” declarin’ it a perilous course! Argh!
Other titans of trade, like State Street and the infamous JPMorgan Chase, be followin’ suit, abandonin’ the nonsense and refocusin’ on the treasure of profit! The Good for Business Coalition be leadin’ this grand adventure with four noble pillars: create economic value, keep a sharp eye on shareholders, avoid political squabbles, and serve society through good ol’ commerce!
So, raise yer tankards to businesses returnin’ to their rightful purpose—creation of wealth, not chaos! Aye, when they focus on what they do best, they’ll be fillin’ the holds with gold and keepin’ the crew happy! Let the sea of capitalism flourish, and may the tides carry these fine captains to success!