Arrr, Trump be beggin' the high sea judges to let him sink treasure for teachin' scallywags!
2025-03-26
Arrr! In a heap o’ scribbled missives, the high-falutin’ administration be tellin’ scallywags that the shiny doubloons for diversity be naught but a treasure trove o’ wasted gold! Aye, they be keepin' it as fancy as a parrot's hat!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather ye 'round as I regale ye with a tale from the high seas of bureaucracy! The scallywags sittin' in their fancy offices be sendin' out letters, all boilerplate and such, declarein' that the grants they be givin' be supportin' the fine art of diversity! Aye, ye heard me right—diversity! Like a treasure chest filled with all manner of shiny trinkets from across the seven seas!But hold yer horses! These landlubbers be callin' the grants wasteful as a ship in a storm, tossin' doubloons overboard! They be sayin’ that supportin’ the good folk from all walks o' life be naught but a fool’s errand, like tryin’ to catch the wind in a bottle! Arrr, what a conundrum! Here we be, tryin' to hoist the sails of unity, only to be told it be a waste o’ good gold!
So, I asks ye, what’s a pirate to do in such troubled waters? Should we toss the letters in the briny deep or keep ’em as a reminder that even in the world of plunderin' and pillagin', it be the heart that beats the loudest for all kinds o’ folk? Aye, let’s hoist our flag high and cherish the diversity of our merry crew! Yo ho, and may the winds of camaraderie fill our sails!