The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr! The high seas of justice be keepin' Biden's ghostly cannons in check, savvy? No more phantom firearms fer ye!

2025-03-26

Arrr, the landlubbers in charge be clamping down on them kits that be joinin' together quicker than a sea rat scurries from a storm! Now ye can’t be craftin’ yer sneaky shootin’ pieces as easy as swabbin’ the deck! Avast, what a hullabaloo!

Avast ye scallywags! Gather ‘round as I spin ye a yarn of a most curious affair upon the high seas of governance. The landlubbers in charge, them that wear the fancy hats and scowl like a sea serpent, have tightened their grip upon the trade of them crafty kits—ye know, the ones what can be cobbled together into firearms swifter than a ship in full sail!

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