Ahoy, mateys! Fox News be sendin' word that AI scallywags be raisin' marks to the crow's nest!
2025-03-26
Avast ye landlubbers! Keep yer eyes peeled for the latest sorcery of the metal minds, and discover the plunder and peril they be bringin' now and on the horizon! Set sail on the seas of knowledge, lest ye be left marooned in ignorance! Arrr!
Ahoy there, mateys! Gather ye round fer news o’ the day from the vast seas o' technology! First off, a Texas school be usin’ a clever contraption o’ artificial intelligence, likin’ it to a magical tutor, and their students be shootin’ up to the top ranks, claimin’ a spot in the glitterin’ 2% o’ test scores! Aye, smart as a whip, those landlubbers be!But wait, thar be trouble afoot! The Anti-Defamation League’s shoutin’ an urgent alert, claimin’ some foul biases be lurkin’ in the depths o' four AI models, castin’ dark clouds over their reputations. Arrr, what be a pirate to think?
Next, let’s talk about a frightenin’ crew o’ AI-powered swarm robots, workin’ together like a band o’ buccaneers to construct fine ships—uh, I mean cars—faster than the wind! Yet, some wonder if this marks the dawn o’ a new era or the rise of our mechanical overlords!
And in the East, the crafty Chinese startup DeepSeek be challengin’ the titans o' U.S. AI firms, unleashin’ a rival model. Meanwhile, a robot from Unitree be performin’ kung fu! Blimey, can’t trust these technological beasties, can we?
So hoist yer sails and stay tuned fer more mischief in the realm o' AI! Arrr!