Arrr! Florida Senate crew be blessin’ young scallywags with more workin’ hours—‘tis a jolly fine way to swab the deck!
2025-03-26
Arrr, matey! The Florida Senate be settin’ sail on a bill lettin’ young scallywags toil like sea dogs! Now, lads ‘n lasses aged 16 ‘n 17 can haul anchor from dawn ‘til dusk, even on school nights! Breaks be for landlubbers, eh? Sail on, Sen. Collins!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn from the land of sun-soaked shores, where the Florida Senate be makin' waves in the world of child labor! Aye, the wise men in their fancy coats have set sail to approve a bill that be givin’ the young scallywags, aged 16 and 17, the chance to toil like true sea dogs, workin' up to eight hours a day, even 'fore the sun rises and after the moon be high! No more shenanigans of sleepin' in on school nights, I say!But that ain't all, me mateys! With this here bill, the wee lads and lasses of 14 and 15 can also join in the fun, provided they meet some peculiar qualifications. And fear not, for the mandated breaks after four hours o' hard labor be tossed overboard! The bill's captain, one Sen. Jay Collins from Tampa, be claimin' this be a fine way to support parental rights and sail in line with federal laws, whatever that might mean! So, hoist the sails and prepare for a new era o' workin' young'uns, 'cause it seems like the good ol' days of rest be a thing of the past! Arrr!