Arrr, matey! Captain Trump be at the helm, yet lawyering scallywags be battlin' him like a tempest on the high seas!
2025-03-26
Arrr, in their wild quest to haul President Trump to the gallows, those scallywag Democrats be turnin' 'judge shoppin' and judicial tomfoolery into a grand spectacle! Aye, they be artful rogues, swindlin' the law like true buccaneers of the courtroom seas!
Ahoy there, mateys! Gather ‘round as I spin ye a yarn about a lass named Judge Patricia Millett, who, during a raucous trial on deportin’ the infamous Tren de Aragua gang, had the audacity to declare that Nazis got better treatment under the Alien Enemy Act! Blimey! This be no ordinary court tale—she be throwin’ around the “N” word like a cannonball in a seaside tavern, as if it be her secret weapon against the Cap’n Trump crew.But hold yer horses! While Millett be stirrin’ the pot with her fiery words, one can’t help but wonder if she be tryin' to cover up her own shaky logic. The law says ye need due process, but deportation ain’t a criminal matter—it’s a Congress-sanctioned action, savvy? In fact, this here Alien Enemies Act be givin’ the President the power to swab the decks of unwanted scallywags, and history shows that even the likes of Truman wielded it like a cutlass!
Yet, here comes Judge James Boasberg, throwin’ his weight around with a TRO to halt deportations, as if he be the captain of the ship. His antics remind us that the seas of justice be crowded with activist judges who forget their place. It’s high time Congress steps in and lays down the law ‘fore this judicial mutiny sinks the ship of state! Who’s brave enough to hoist the sails of reform?