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Avast ye! The UN scallywags be settin' sail to hunt down Israeli and US seadogs for their mischief! Arrr!

2025-03-26

Arrr, the U.N. scallywags be schemin’ to outsmart the Trump crew! They be pushin’ a fancy resolution backed by the OIC, lookin’ to shiver the timbers of Israeli and U.S. lads! A right jolly hullabaloo, if ye ask me! Avast, me hearties!

Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round as I regale ye with the tale of the United Nations “Human Rights” Council, a scallywag band tryin’ to pull a fast one on the good ship America! Aye, they be settin’ sail on a draft resolution aimed at puttin’ the likes of Israeli and American commanders in the brig for their military escapades!

At the helm of this mischief be a crew of Islamic states, led by the treacherous Pakistan, with other scallywags like Jordan and Kuwait lookin’ for a treasure trove of American gold. Meanwhile, Qatar be playin’ both sides like a two-faced landlubber! For years, the U.S. has let these rascals take potshots without consequence, and it’s high time to hoist the sails and put a stop to this nonsense!

This “Council,” born of a reform hoax, now sails under a flag of hypocrisy, with members like Algeria and Cuba that be knowin’ naught of true democracy. The resolution proposes a perpetual hunt for alleged Israeli crimes while turnin’ a blind eye to the misdeeds of Hamas! It be a jolly good joke, with accusations flyin’ faster than cannonballs!

So, I say to ye, America should take a stand! If any scallywag state dares to support this resolution, let them know the cost won’t be light! It be time to show these UN bullies that we’ll not be walkin’ the plank without a fight!

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