Arrr! Judge Howell be givin' Trump’s bid a right broadside, tryin' to toss her from the Perkins Coie treasure map!
2025-03-26
Arrr! The scallywags aimed to send the judge to Davy Jones' locker, as a jolly jest of the Trump crew's broader war on the fine court folk. Aye, the judges be fightin' back like a ship full o' cannonballs against the captain’s wild orders!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a tale of a scallywag named Trump, who set sail on a treacherous voyage to disqualify a judge, likin' it to a ship's crew mutinous against their captain! Aye, this be no ordinary captain—he be tryin' to steer the ship of state through stormy seas, but the federal judiciary be hoistin' their sails and pushin' back against his high-falutin' commands!