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Arrr! The court be sayin’ Trump can’t fly off his foes on deportation ships! Ha! No scallywags aboard!

2025-03-26

Arrr, me hearties! The wise crew on the panel be sayin’ that more parley be required, but I reckon them lawyers fer the scallywags from Venezuela be sailin’ towards victory, claimin’ the poor souls were robbed of their fair shake! Aye, the seas be tricky indeed!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round and lend me yer ears, for I bring tidings from the court o' law! A gaggle o' lawyers, brave as any crew, be fightin' for the rights o' the poor Venezuelan souls adrift on the sea o' bureaucracy. The panel o' wise judges, bless their scurvy hearts, be sayin’ that more parley be needed, but they be leanin’ toward a fine conclusion!

These legal buccaneers reckon that the Venezuelans, poor devils, be denied their due process—like a ship without a captain, all lost and confused! Aye, the lawyers be confident as a parrot on a shoulder; they smell victory on the horizon, like a fresh rum barrel in a hidden cove! With the winds at their backs, they be ready to hoist the sails and charge into the tempest o’ legal battles.

So, me mateys, keep yer cutlasses sharp and yer spirits high! If these brave lawyers succeed, it’ll be a grand victory for justice, and the Venezuelan crew shall find their rightful place in the sun once more. Raise a tankard to ‘em, for the fight be far from over, but the treasure of fairness be glimmerin’ in the distance!

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