Arrr! Captain Trump be slappin' a 25% treasure tax on all them foreign ship-wagons! Avast, me hearties!
2025-03-26
Arrr, President Trump be shoutin’ from the crow's nest that a 25% treasure tax on foreign carriages be comin’! He claims it’ll fill our ship’s hold with local craftsmanship, but me thinks it might just rattle the bilge rats! Savvy?
Arrr mateys! Gather 'round, fer I be havin' a tale of the high seas o’ politics! On a fine Wednesday morn, our cap'n, President Trump, stood upon the deck, shoutin' like a parrot with a bee in its bonnet. He be decreein' a fearsome 25% tariff on all them foreign-made carriages that be cruisin' our shores!“Aye!” he bellowed, “This be the way to fill our shipyards with fine American steel and keep them foreign scallywags at bay!” With a flourish of his quill, he claimed this be a grand scheme to swell the coffers of our landlubber manufacturin’ crews. He thought it would be like findin’ buried treasure, but alas, me hearties, not all booty is gold, ye see!
Now, some might be scratchin' their heads, wonderin' why a tariff on chariots would lead to more shipshape vessels bein' built. It be like tryin' to fix a leaky barrel with a piece of cheese! The landlubbers might be payin’ more doubloons for their rides, but will it really make our shipyards the envy of the seven seas? Only time will tell, me fine crew! So hoist the sails and let’s see if this be smooth sailin’ or a stormy sea ahead!