Arrr! Trump be settin' a 25% treasure tax on foreign ship-wagons comin' to our shores, savvy?
2025-03-26
Arrr, hear ye! Captain Trump be decreeing a hefty 25% treasure tax on fine ships—err, cars—sailin' into the US shores! Mark ye calendars for the 2nd o' April, for the taxman be startin' his plunder the very next mornin’! Avast, ye landlubbers!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer I’ve news from the high seas o' commerce! The cap’n o' the land o' liberty, none other than Donald Trump himself, hath declared a mighty decree! He be raisin' the black flag on them imported chariots—aye, them shiny four-wheeled contraptions that bring the treasures of distant shores. A hefty toll of 25% shall be plundered from them what dare sail their wares into the harbor of the good ol' US of A!This grand announcement be made on the 2nd day of April, a day we shall remember like a shipwreck in a storm! And ye best believe, from the very next mornin', the coffers shall be filled with doubloons—a fine haul indeed, if ye fancy makin' the trade winds blow in favor o' the home fleet.
Now, me mateys, some might say this be a fine way to protect our own shipbuilders, but I reckon it be just another day in the life of a crafty captain! So, hoist the sails and prepare yer gold, fer the tides be changin', and we best be ready fer a squall in the market seas! Arrr!