Arrr! Trump’s throwin’ a 25% treasure tax on foreign chariots, savvy? No more scallywag rides from afar!
2025-03-26
Arrr, matey! Trump be hoistin' a 25% levy on foreign car contraptions come April 2! US shipbuilders be shiverin' in their boots, as stocks tumble like a ship in a storm! Even ol' Amazon's treasure be lookin' like a fine deal amidst the tech scallywag selloff! Ha-ha!
Arrr mateys! Gather 'round yer barrels o' grog, for I bring ye tidings from the high seas of trade! The scallywag known as Donald Trump has decreed a fearsome 25% tariff on all auto imports, settin' sail on the second day of April! Aye, the news be takin' a toll on the fine treasure chests of US automakers, which be plummetin' faster than a cannonball into the briny deep!Just ere the decree, the stocks were makin' merry, but alas, after three days of plunderin' gains, they found themselves caught in a tempest o' fears 'bout the dire consequences of a trade war. The investors be quakin' in their boots, losin' their appetite for risk like a landlubber at the sight of a kraken!
And let it be known, the tech stocks be takin' a mighty thrashin'! The sell-off was so fierce that even the mighty Amazon shares looked like a chest o' gold just waitin' to be plundered! So batten down the hatches, me hearties, for it seems we be sailin' into stormy waters ahead, with tariffs and tech troubles lurkin' like ghostly galleons on the horizon!