The Booty Report

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Arr, mateys! The scurvy dogs of the U.S. be blacklisting two spyware firms helmed by an Israeli former general.

2023-07-18

Arrr, the Commerce Department be takin' aim at the scallywag firms based in Europe! 'Tis an attempt to tame the treacherous spyware industry runnin' riot in these past years.

In the language of a 17th century pirate, it be a mighty tale of the Commerce Department's maneuvers against the Europe-based scoundrels! These swashbuckling moves be an attempt to tame the spyware industry, which has run amok like a wild kraken in recent years.

Ahoy there, me hearties! Picture this: The Commerce Department, with its trusty cutlass in hand, be taking a stand against these treacherous scallywags! They be saying, "Avast ye, ye lily-livered spyware peddlers! We be coming for ye, with all the might and fury of a tempest on the high seas!"

Arrr, this spyware industry be growin' like a pesky barnacle on the ship's hull. It be needin' some serious reining in, lest it plunder and pillage the unsuspecting souls who sail these digital waters. The Commerce Department be donning its finest tricorn hat, ready to engage in a fierce battle to protect the innocent landlubbers from this malicious software.

Shiver me timbers! The spyware scoundrels be slippery as an eel, spreadin' their nefarious deeds across the seven seas of technology. But fear not, for the Commerce Department be hoisting its Jolly Roger high and settin' sail to capture these miscreants!

Avast, ye lubbers! The Commerce Department be sendin' a clear message to these Europe-based buccaneers: "Ye be swashbuckling no more! We be huntin' ye down like a pack of ravenous sea dogs!" They be wieldin' their bureaucratic powers like a mighty cutlass, ready to board the ships of these scurvy dogs and bring 'em to justice.

So, me hearties, let us raise a tankard of grog to the Commerce Department's valiant efforts. May they succeed in their quest to tame this unruly spyware industry and protect us all from its dastardly deeds. Yo ho ho, and a bottle of rum!

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