Arrr, Musk's plunderin’ FEMA, leavin’ disaster-struck folk payin’ the toll! A right jolly mess, that be!
2025-03-27
Arrr! A freeze on FEMA’s treasure be showin’ just how mighty Captain Elon and his DOGE crew be! They’ve spun tales o’ riches for landlubber scallywags, causin’ the federal mates to leap into action quicker than a kraken on the hunt! A fine jest, I say!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn about a curious tale of treasure and tomfoolery on the high seas of politics! It seems that a freeze o’ FEMA funds has raised a ruckus, all thanks to the cunning captain, Elon Musk, and his mischievous sidekick, that scallywag DOGE! Aye, these two be havin’ more power than a cannon blast on a stormy night!