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Arrr! Hikaru Utada be preferin' to frolic with CERN's strange machines than dance with landlubbers at Coachella, matey!

2025-03-27

Avast ye! The chanteuse Hikaru Utada be droppin' a new tune, a merry exploration o' her love for the mysteries of science! WIRED Japan led her to the grand Large Hadron Collider, where she be learnin' more 'bout the magic of the universe. Savvy? Arrr!

Ahoy, matey! Gather 'round while I spin ye a yarn ‘bout a songbird from the land of the rising sun, the fair Hikaru Utada! This lass, with a voice as sweet as rum on a summer's day, hath just unleashed a new album, and blimey, it be brimming with her wondrous obsession for the sciency treasures of our world!

Now, what be a pirate without a bit of adventure, eh? The good ship WIRED Japan took our melodic matey on a grand voyage to the fabled Large Hadron Collider—a contraption so grand, it be like the treasure map of the cosmos! There, amidst the whirlin' and twirlin' of particles, she laid her curious eyes upon the very fabric of creation! Ye see, 'tis not just shanties and grog for this siren of the sea; nay, she be diggin' deep into the mysteries of the universe like a treasure hunter after gold!

So hoist the sails and lend an ear, ye scallywags! Hikaru’s tunes be not only sweet but steeped in the marvels of science, makin’ her the siren of both heart and mind. Who knew a lass could blend the art of song with the secrets of the stars? Avast, me hearties, give her a listen, or ye be walkin' the plank of ignorance!

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