Arrr! Kristi Noem be sailin’ through El Salvador’s scallywag jail, schemin’ fer more gangly scallywags to toss back home!
2025-03-27
Arrr, matey! Secretary Noem docked in Salvador’s port, keen to eye a prison fit for scallywags! She be askin’ the big chief fer more space fer the rascals sent over by Trump’s crew. Now there be 15,000 rogues in that hellhole, and 250 more, too! Avast!
Ahoy mateys! It be a wild day on the shores of El Salvador, as our fair Homeland Security Secretary, Kristi Noem, sails in to inspect the brig known as the Terrorism Confinement Center, a hellish hole full of scallywags and ne’er-do-wells! Aye, this be no ordinary jaunt; she be lookin’ to convince the local captain, the President, to make more room fer the ruffians!Arrr, it seems that the good ol' Trump administration thought it wise to ship off some 250 miscreants from the US, tossin’ ‘em into this lair of despair, alongside a mighty legion of 15,000 other prisoners. The infamous Tren de Aragua and MS-13 gang members be puttin’ the “fun” in “fundamentally dangerous,” I tell ye!
With a wink of the eye and a swagger in her boots, Secretary Noem be hopin’ for more accommodations fer these rascals. Maybe a cozy cell with a view o’ the ocean, eh? Or perhaps a banquet of the finest pirate grub to keep ‘em satisfied? Whatever her schemes, it be a rare sight watchin’ a landlubber like her tread the treacherous waters of gang management. So let’s raise a pint of rum to this audacious adventure, where the only certainty be chaos and the occasional hearty laugh!