Arrr! NYT scribe be sayin' liberals need to get their knickers in a twist over Obama and Biden's tall tales!
2025-03-27
Arrr, matey! Ezra Klein be squawkin’ that Obama and Biden be flounderin’ on their grand schemes, leavin’ the good folk doubtin’ the might of liberal rule. Aye, if them scallywags can’t deliver, we’ll be settin’ sail fer a whole new course! Har har!
Arrr mateys! Gather 'round, for I bring ye tales from the high seas of politics! The esteemed scribe Ezra Klein be raisin' the Jolly Roger of discontent, claimin' that the scallywags of liberalism need to be proper upset over the flounderin' promises of the Biden and Obama eras. Aye, on a podcast with the Governor of California, the good Klein be spillin’ his ink about his latest tome, "Abundance," that reveals why their sea-farin' intentions often run aground on the rocks of regulation.With a hearty laugh, Klein regaled us with the tale of Biden's grand $42 billion offer for rural broadband—promisin' riches from the infrastructure bill, yet only a measly three out of fifty-six states claimed the booty due to a labyrinth of bureaucratic traps. He lamented, "If ye don’t get the treasure to the people swiftly, it be hard to convince 'em yer democracy be worth a fig!"
Even reminiscing about the grand high-speed rail project, Klein noted it be a ghost ship, lost at sea for nearly two decades! "We be 0-for-3!" he exclaimed, demandin' that the crew of liberals get their act together. He be callin' for action, not just visions of grandeur that never set sail! So hoist the sails, me hearties, and let’s make sure these high-seas adventures of governance don’t leave us marooned in the sands of disappointment!