Arrr! By settin' their sights on Tesla, the left be showin' their climate trickery, savvy? Har har!
2025-03-27
Arrr, matey! Elon Musk, once the shining star of the lefty crew, be now walkin' the plank o' scorn, all 'cause he be rubbin' elbows with the Trump scallywags! Aye, how the tides do turn on this here ship o' opinions!
Arrr matey, gather 'round! Not so long ago, the scallywags of the left be singin' the praises of electric chariots, claimin' that ownin' a Tesla be the highest mark of virtue, like a gold doubloon in a treasure chest!But lo and behold, the tides have turned! Once hailed as the green crusader’s champion, the fearless captain Elon Musk now be an outcast, cast aside for assistin' the likes of that ol' landlubber Donald Trump with matters of waste and fraud. Aye, the very issues that used to stir the hearts of the virtue signalers!
Now, those who pranced about claimin’ green superiority are givin' Tesla owners a right rough time! Stories abounded of poor souls havin' their electric steeds scratched and even set ablaze—what treachery be this? No longer be they heroes, but targets for the scorn of the fickle-minded!
And as for that scoundrel Tim Walz, he be cheerin' for Tesla's downfall, all while sittin’ on a pile of shares that could make him richer than a pirate king! These scurvy dogs care not for the planet but only for their own power. Aye, the climate ruse be all about control, as we always suspected! So, beware ye landlubbers, for the winds of virtue be ever changin'!