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"Arrr! Ro Khanna be settin' his sights on JD Vance, ready to duel like scallywags over a treasure map!"

2025-03-27

Arrr, matey! Ro Khanna, the savvy scallywag o' Silicon Valley, spies the vice president as a crafty buccaneer, ready to plunder the very seas of our constitutional order, aye! Aye, he be a likely heir to Trump’s wild fleet, a fine threat indeed!

Arrr mateys, gather 'round and lend me yer ears! In the fair land of Silicon Valley, where the tech wizards doth dwell, there be a fella named Ro Khanna. This scallywag be spyin' a peculiar threat on the horizon, and it be none other than the Vice President himself. Aye, ye heard me right! This swab be likened to a ghostly heir to the notorious Captain Trump, a scoundrel who once ruled the seas of politics!

Now, Khanna, with his keen sight sharper than a cutlass, doth see the Vice President as a cunning fish in the political pond, ready to rock the very foundations of our grand constitutional order. Aye, he be thinkin’ that this devilish matey might just stir the pot and unleash a tempest upon the good ship America! Yarr, it be a sight to behold, a duel of words and wits, as they navigate the treacherous waters of governance!

So, raise yer tankards, ye salty sea dogs, for this here tale be a merry one! Who would’ve thought that the land of silicon and circuits could breed such swashbucklin’ intrigue? Keep yer eyes peeled and yer compass steady, fer the tides of politics be ever changin’, and the winds be whisperin’ tales of a grand showdown! Arrr!

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