Arrr, matey! Bondi claims no scallywag be investigatin' that Signal Chat tale! Just a storm in a teacup, it be!
2025-03-27
Arrr, the high seas lawyer be spoutin' that we ought to be celebratin' the grand victory o' the U.S. fleet in Yemen, not fussin' over a wee bit o' gossip shared in a group text 'mongst the captain’s council! Aye, that be the way of the seas!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather ye round as I spin ye a yarn ‘bout a tempest in a teacup from yon shores of landlubber politics! The bigwig attorney general, a swashbuckler of words, declared that instead of wringin’ yer hands over secret messages flappin’ about like a ship’s flag in a gale, we ought to be raisin’ our tankards in celebration of the U.S. military’s daring raid in Yemen!Ye see, the scallywags in charge had been textin’ each other like a crew of landlocked gossips, chattin’ away 'bout the details of the strike as if they were passin’ notes in a classroom! But the good attorney general, with a wink and a nod, be sayin’ that the real prize be the success of the operation, not the chitter-chatter of how it was planned.
So, while they be tappin’ on their tiny screens, lettin’ the secrets fly like cannonballs, the focus ought to be on the victory! After all, what be more important than a good ol’ military conquest? Raise a toast to triumph, I say! Whether ye be a salty sea dog or a fancy land rat, let us not dwell on the whispers of the high and mighty, but instead revel in the glory of the battleground! Arrr!