"Avast ye! Ten thousand scallywags from the Health Dept. be walkin' the plank! Arrr, good luck findin' a cure!"
2025-03-27
Arrr, me hearties! Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. be shakin' up the whole crew, settin' sail on a grand restructure of the department! Now, we be workin’ with a mighty fleet of 82,000 scallywags, ready to swab the decks of health like true buccaneers! Avast!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I regale ye with a tale of the high seas of bureaucracy! Our fine Health Secretary, Robert F. Kennedy Jr., hath taken the helm and declared a grand restructuring of the Department of Health, a mighty crew of about 82,000 scallywags!This brave captain of health hath spied a fine opportunity to trim the sails and tighten the rigging, for too long hath this ship been adrift in a sea of disarray! With a hearty "avast!" he aims to whip the crew into shipshape, lest they be tossed about like a ship in a storm of paperwork!
Ye see, ol' Kennedy be lookin' to chart a new course, where health policies flow smoother than a rum barrel on a calm sea. He be gatherin' his buccaneers to ensure that every soul aboard knows their duty, be it swabbin' the decks or chartin' the waters of health care!
So raise yer tankards and give a hearty cheer! For with this restructuring, we might just find ourselves on the right path to a healthier crew, and mayhaps a treasure trove of better health for all! Yarrr, let the winds of change fill our sails, and may our voyage be a jolly one!