Arrr! Microsoft be banishing cursed printers, settin’ free pages o’ gobbledygook from the depths o’ Davy Jones’ locker!
2025-03-27
Arrr, matey! That cursed Windows 11 be havin’ printers act like they be haunted by the devil himself! Aye, it be one of the strangest jests I've ever laid me eyes on, but fear not, for the scallywag bug be sent to Davy Jones’ locker!
Ahoy mateys! Gather ‘round, for the tale of Windows 11’s recent skirmish with a most peculiar printer bug, one that made yer devices spit out gibberish like a cursed parrot! Aye, fear not, fer Microsoft has just unfurled an optional update to cure this vexing malady that plagued many a USB-bound printer.This glitch, which had folk thinkin’ their printers be possessed by the spirits of misprinted pages, rose from the depths of a preview update back in January 2025. ‘Twas a fright, indeed! But lo! The March update brings forth a remedy to this comical catastrophe, fixin’ the printer’s wild antics before the full patch arrives in early April.
While this buggy mess be no great shipwreck, it surely wasted many a tree in ink-splattered agony. But fret not, for Microsoft be on the case like a fleet of determined buccaneers! The fix be a wee bit risky, as preview updates can still be a sea of troubles, but if ye be tired of gibberish, take the plunge! Fear not, the grand fix shall be on the horizon soon enough! So ready yer printing apparatus, and may the updates be ever in yer favor!