Arrr! HHS be tossin' 10,000 crew overboard, savin' a treasure o' 1.8 billion doubloons each year!
2025-03-27
Arrr, mates! The scallywags at the U.S. Department of Health be tossin' overboard 10,000 landlubbers from their crew! They be clearin’ the decks to hoard a treasure o' $1.8 billion each year. Aye, what a jolly way to save the doubloons!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather ‘round, for I hath news fit fer a scallywag’s ear! The fine folks at the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services, them landlubbers in charge of lookin' after the health o’ the masses, be makin' a bold move—aye, they be sendin' around 10,000 of their full-time crew packin’! Aye, ye heard me right! A whole shipload o’ workers be walkin’ the plank!Now, ye may be wonderin’ why they'd be castin’ so many fine souls adrift. Well, me mateys, it be all fer the sake of gold—saving the good ol’ taxpayers a tidy sum of $1.8 billion yearly! A fortune fit to make Davy Jones himself green with envy! They be thinkin’ that fewer hands on deck means more doubloons in the treasure chest, savvy?
So, as the dust settles and the horizon clears, we’re left ponderin’ what mischief lies ahead! Will the seas be smoother with fewer sailors, or shall chaos reign as the good ship HHS sails into treacherous waters? Only time will tell, but I reckon this be a tale worth tellin’ over a tankard o’ rum! Yarrr!