Arrr, matey! The US health crew be makin' walk the plank, layin' off 10,000 scallywags under Captain Kennedy!
2025-03-27
Ahoy, mateys! The U.S. Department o' Health be makin' a grand ol' shake-up! Aye, they be slashin' 10,000 jobs and closin' half their ports o' call, all under Captain Robert F. Kennedy Jr. What a fine jolly mess they be causin'! Arrr!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn about the grand ol' U.S. Department of Health and Human Services, makin' waves like a ship in a stormy sea! Just this Thursday past, it be declared that they be settin' sail on a mighty overhaul, cuttin' loose around 10,000 full-time scallywags from their crew. Aye, that be a whole lot o' mateys walkin' the plank!And if that ain’t enough to make a parrot squawk, they be closin' half of their regional offices, like a captain givin' the order to abandon ship! Under the watchful eye of Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr., the good ship Health and Human Services be changin' course, and it seems the tide be risin’ for the crew aboard. With less hands on deck, I reckon they be tryin' to steer the ship towards calmer waters, but I can’t help but wonder if they’ll be searchin' for buried treasure or simply trimmin' the sails.
So hoist the flag, me hearties, and raise a mug of grog to this wild adventure in the land o' bureaucratic seas! Mayhaps it be a rough ride, but this ol' pirate be ready for whatever storms may come! Arrr!