Arrr, the health scallywags be settin’ sail to toss 10,000 crew overboard as RFK Jr. stirs the bilge!
2025-03-27
Avast, me hearties! Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. be plannin’ to send 10,000 landlubbers packin’ from the federal health crew! Aye, he’s raisin’ the sails to reshape the whole fleet of health agencies, or so the scallywags report on this fine Thursday morn! Arrr!
Ahoy, ye landlubbers! Gather 'round as I regale ye with a tale o’ the high seas of bureaucracy! It be none other than Captain Robert F. Kennedy Jr., the Health and Human Services Secretary, who’s set his sights on makin’ a grand ol’ change in the realm of federal health agencies!This scallywag, in his quest for treasure—in the form of a leaner, meaner health department—plans to send 10,000 full-time crew members to Davy Jones’ locker! Aye, ye heard it right! He be wieldin’ his axe like a true buccaneer, slicin’ through the ranks of the government like a swordfish through the briny deep!
Now, one might wonder, what be his grand scheme? Is he transformin’ these agencies into a fleet of well-oiled ships, ready to combat the storms of sickness and suffering? Or is he merely settin’ sail for a tempest of chaos? Only time will tell, me hearties!
But fear not, for the seas of health and well-being be ever choppy, and this captain seems ready to navigate through the waves! So, raise yer tankards and toast to the high seas of health and the adventures that await in the bureaucratic brine!