"Ahoy, me hearties! Will the fine Democrats of yore rise from the briny deep and show their salty faces?"
2025-03-27
Arrr! David Marcus be spoutin’ that the “normal” lads o’ the Democrat crew be shuttin’ their traps, scared of the raucous scallywags makin’ a ruckus! They be drownin’ in the storm o’ chaos, unable to hoist their sails and speak their minds! Avast, what a jolly mess!
Arrr, me hearties! It be two moons since the scallywag Trump took the helm, and the Democrats be croakin’ like a forlorn parrot, shoutin’ “Not normal!” But, blimey! If they be searchin’ for normalcy, they should be lookin’ in a mirror, fer it be hidin’ like a treasure chest in Davy Jones’ locker!Ye see, it ain’t normal that the likes of Hakeem Jeffries and Nancy Pelosi be keepin’ mum 'bout the ruckus bein’ caused to Teslas, nor that they be callin’ the George Floyd riots “mostly peaceful” while the city be burnin’ like a ship ablaze! And what of that jester, Rep. Jasmine Crockett? She be mockin’ Governor Abbott for bein’ in a wheelchair, callin’ him “Governor Hot Wheels”—that be a right low blow, matey!
As the Democrats steer their ship into murky waters, they be losin’ sight of what be normal. With their popularity plummetin’ faster than a cannonball, where be the sensible souls? Aye, they be needin’ to grow a spine before they find themselves sunk! The far left be takin’ the wheel while the centrists quiver like a landlubber at sea. So, I beseech ye, normal Democrats, will ye stand up and steer yer ship right before ye be lost at sea? Yarrr!