"Arrr! If the FAA be keepin' the skies safe, it be needin' a jolly good makeover, matey!"
2025-03-27
Arrr, in our FAA Safety Review scroll, we bellowed like a banshee to rally the crew about the dire need for more hands, better gizmos, and gold doubloons fer our ship! Aye, let not the winds of neglect blow us off course, mateys!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer I’ve news from the high seas of aviation, where the Federal Aviation Administration (FAA) be fixin’ to get a grand overhaul, thanks to the fine words of Secretary Sean Duffy! Aye, he’s promised "massive upgrades" to our navigational charts, and it be 'bout time, I say!