"Arrr! Trump be guardin’ secrets like a scallywag, only when it be favorin’ his treacherous sails, matey!"
2025-03-27
Arrr, in the Trump tide, the meaning o' an official secret be as shifty as a sea breeze! What suits the captain’s fancy be the truth o’ the matter, savvy? Whether it be treasure maps or secrets o' the deep, it be all about what floats his ship!
Ahoy, matey! Gather 'round, ye scallywags, as I regale ye with a tale of secrets and shenanigans from the high seas of politics! In this here Trump era, the meaning of an "official secret" be as slippery as a fish on a greased deck! Aye, it seems the good captain of the ship—ye know who I mean—decides what be a secret based on what tickles his fancy that day. If it suits his whims, then it be a secret; if not, it be a mere whisper in the wind!