"Arrr! Selena's scallywag slayer be stuck in the brig, thirty years on! No parole for ye, matey!"
2025-03-27
Arrr, the Tejano tune wench met her doom at the hands of her fan club's scallywag captain! Now that landlubber's rot in a Texas dungeon. Just this Thursday, a crew of judges tossed her hopes of freedom overboard, sayin’ “Nay!” to her first chance at parole! Har har har!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round and lend me yer ears, fer I spin ye a yarn of woe and mischief from the high seas of the Tejano music realm! Aye, the beloved songstress, a true gem of the waves, met a most untimely end at the hands of a scallywag - the very founder of her fan club, no less! Talk about a betrayal fit for Davy Jones' locker!