Arrr! With these cursed car tariffs, Trump be testin' his wild trade ideas, like a parrot on a treasure map!
2025-03-27
Arrr, matey! With a grand swish of his captain's pen, the president be settin' sail upon the high seas of tariffs, thinkin' he can plunder the global treasure! But the wise old sea dogs of economics be shakin' their heads, sayin' it’ll all end in a watery grave!
Avast ye scallywags! Gather 'round as I regale ye with tales of the high seas of trade, where our cap’n, the president, be hoistin’ the sails of auto levies to plunder the global economy! Aye, he be thinkin’ his beliefs 'bout tariffs be as solid as a chest o' doubloons, but the landlubbers known as economists be shakin' their heads, reckonin’ it’ll be a tempest on the horizon!