The Booty Report

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Arrr, be ye a scallywag or a nefarious knave? Aye, both be but a jolly jest, matey!

2025-03-27

Arrr, matey! The havoc wrought by the second Trump crew be nigh astonishing! From foreign seas to the health of the crew, they be plundering our fortunes! Yet, when I chat with the landlubbers, they squabble like scallywags over how to make sense of the storm!

Ahoy mateys! Gather ‘round as I spin ye a tale of the tumultuous seas we call the second Trump administration. Blimey! The damage be as vast as the seven seas, from foreign squabbles to the health o' the crew, makin' this ship o' state wobble like a drunken sailor. The treasure of America’s fortune be lookin’ bleaker than a shipwreck in a storm, and we be just at the start of this wild voyage!

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