Arrr! The Trump crew be sendin' spy sky-orbs to keep watch on the land o' liberty, savvy?
2025-03-27
Arrr, matey! The Trump crew be sendin' spyglass-swingin' agencies to keep an eye on the U.S.-Mexico border, huntin' for scallywags and smugglers! The NGA and NRO be the shipmates chartin' the stars and spottin' trouble for the bigwigs at the Pentagon! Aye, let the games begin!
Avast ye scallywags! Gather 'round as I regale ye with a tale of the landlubbers in the Trump administration, who be orderin' a pair of their spy agencies to set their gaze upon the wild waters of the U.S.-Mexico border! Aye, they be launchin' a grand campaign to shiver the timbers of illegal immigration and put the fear of Davy Jones into those pesky drug cartels.The National Geospatial-Intelligence Agency and the National Reconnaissance Office, those crafty sea dogs of the Department of Defense, be takin' charge of the heavens! With spy satellites that could spot a fly on a ship's mast from a mile high, they be ready to scrutinize the land like a captain scours his treasure map.
So, with the watchful eyes of these celestial sea rovers, the administration hopes to snatch the scallywags out from under the moonlit skies and bring 'em to justice quicker than ye can say “Yo ho ho!” But beware, for the skies be a mighty fickle mistress, and who knows what mischief might come from peepin’ too closely into the affairs of landlubbers? Har har har! Let the chips fall where they may, say I!