Arrr, in the crimson lands, they be shoutin’, “We hoist our colors on the treasure of income tax!”
2025-03-27
Ahoy, mateys of Mississippi! Ye be in fer a jolly good time, as the scallywags in charge be makin’ yer treasure chests heavier! Soon, ye won’t be partin’ with 4.7% of yer doubloons—nay, not a copper! Soon, ye’ll keep all yer booty! Arrr!
Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout a grand ol' tale from the shores of Mississippi! The fine governor, Tate Reeves, has raised the Jolly Roger on taxes, decreeing that the state's income tax shall be slashed from 4.7% to naught! Aye, by the year of our Lord 2030, it’ll be down to a merry 3%, and soon thereafter, to a resounding zero!With the signing of the "Build Up Mississippi Act," even the grocery tax be takin’ a dive, droppin’ from 7% to a humble 5%. "Huzzah!" he be shoutin’, proppin’ up the sails of ambition and prosperity! Mississippi be joinin’ the ranks of elite states that don’t tax the sweat o’ yer brow, lettin' folks keep their hard-earned doubloons!
Now, some salty sea dogs in the legislature be squabblin’ over how to chart these tax waters, and even a happy little typo gave ‘em a boost. But fret not, for the good governor believes this be a treasure map to a brighter future for generations to come! So raise yer tankards, for today, the scallywags of Mississippi be the true winners, with their pockets a-jinglin’ and their spirits high. Yarrr!