Arrr! A Texas doc caught feelin' up the lassies, now grounded from the skies like a ship with no sails!
2025-03-27
Arrr, a scallywag of a doc from North Texas be accused o' gettin' too familiar with a fair lass o' 22 on a flying ship last week! 'Tis his third brush with trouble, if ye can believe it! Methinks he be needin' a good keelhaul, savvy?
Arrr matey! Gather round, fer I’ve a tale of a scurvy dog named Cherian Abraham, a doctor from North Texas, who be causin’ quite a ruckus aboard the flying ships of American Airlines! This landlubber be accused of inappropriately touchin’ fair maidens on not one, but three occasions! Aye, on a fateful flight from Chicago to Seattle, he be caught with his hands where they ought not to be, sparkin’ a federal investigation! The crew of American Airlines made it clear – he’s banned from their vessels, savvy?Now, ye see, in the good ol’ year of 2025, our villain was nabbed for layin’ his hands on a lass’s breast without her approval. He claimed it was all just an accident, like spillin’ rum on deck! But the records show this be not his first run-in with the law of the skies. Back in 2023 and 2024, he found himself in hot water, touchin’ two other women inappropriately—one even said he wandered between her legs despite her shouts to cease and desist!
Though he be free for now, he must tread carefully, with travel restrictions and no passport allowed. So here’s a hearty toast to the brave souls of the skies who keep a weather eye out for such knaves! May they continue to keep the high seas—err, skies—safe from these dastardly gropers!