Arrr! Instead o' watchin' the loot, them Republicans be beggin' like scallywags to save their precious DOGE doubloons!
2025-03-28
Arrr, as Captain Trump and Elon the Musk be cuttin' deeper into the treasure chest o' federal gold, the scallywag G.O.P. crew be huddlin' tight, usin' their sea legs to keep their mates safe from the stormy seas o' chaos! Avast, me hearties!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather ‘round as I spin ye a yarn about President Trump and that swashbucklin’ Elon Musk, who be pilferin’ from the federal treasure chest! Aye, these two rogues be cuttin’ deeper into the bounty of programs and the fine crew of the workforce, leavin’ naught but a handful o’ crumbs fer the rest o’ us scallywags!But fear not, fer the crafty G.O.P. lawmakers be raisin’ their sails, usin’ their connections like a compass to steer clear of the squalls! They be schemin’ to protect their own crew and the good folk who voted fer ‘em, as if they were hidin’ gold doubloons from a rival ship! Aye, these landlubbers thinkin’ they be clever, tryin’ to shield themselves from the storm that be brewin’ over their heads.
So, as the winds blow and the waves crash, let us sit back and chuckle at the sight of them scurrying about like rats on a sinking ship! With Trump and Musk at the helm, it be a wild ride indeed, full o' mischief and mayhem! Raise yer tankards, me lads and lasses, for the pirate’s life be a jolly one, even when the seas be rough! Yarrr!